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Wednesday, October 29, 2008

FRIENDS

I have lost a few friends , along life for many reasons. It might have been because of my own stupidity and recklessness and sometimes it just happened.

I 've lost a friend once because of my insensitivity. It happened when you are tree somes. One might have felt left away. Maybe I was paying too much attention to one until the other one kecik hati. When I realized it, It was too damn late, the hurt she felt was unbearable, even thousands of apology I have offered could not undo her pain...It was such a regret, one of the biggest mistake I have ever made in my entire life, loosing a dear friend like that. I tried to rekindle, catching up with her, but I guess we both have changed. But deep inside I know she still cares for me and so do I . I seldom regret, things happened the way it supposed to be. It is Him who has the final say. But as for this one, I understand the truest meaning of regret.

And there are times when I am happy to loose a friend, although it might have sounded pretty mean. I lost this super duper bitch friend whom I once regarded as 'best friend'. Sadly, she failed or too dumb to understand what best friend suppose to be like. Of course there are no best friends rituals or rulings to be followed but obvioulsly it is not shooting your best friend on the back. I was naive to have the thoughts that my best pal would share my sorrow during my gloomy days or at least be a shoulder for me to cry on ( like I did for her, offering my shoulder, my money, my home to her comfort, sialan). Every sad story, every secret I confided to her had been told and retold to hundreds of others but of course to my dismay, cerita2 itu telah digubah dan ditokok tambah dengan sesedap rasa tak hengat. Sehingga aku terasa seperti Fasha Sandha yang penuh kontroversi itu. Until me myself was so amazed with the 'story' of me, sampaikan ku terlupa cerita akukah itu, fuyoooh. Sungguhlah perempuan itu berbakat menjadi penulis skrip.I would have suggested that she go and mintak kerja with Apek David Teoh tu, but I am soooooo not talking to her ever again. Eventhough di dalam dunia ini hanya tinggal aku,. dia dan Tenuk, haruslah aku hanya akan bercakap dengan tenuk itu adanya. Mynn, over to you.

That is what I call a total betrayal (although aku telah merasakan total betrayal part 2, well that is a different story, different entry, well not until I am strong enough to blog about it anyway). This time aku regret gak, but not regret of losing her but regret ever knowing her. Doesnt old friendship means anything to her? What is she anyway, manusiakah atau mangkuk hayunkah atau beruk?????
I 've known her since kindy days. I always thoght she was shallow but its ok rather than BANGANG.She kills I tell U. To sum up, I think of her as cannibal, why? Habiss kan memfitnah tu kan dosanya sama macam membunuh and mengumpat tu macam memakan daging saudara sendiri. Harus banyak lah daging2 aku yang dia dah makan. Nahh meh sini aku makan daging ko plak.

And there are some langau and lalats yang tidak tahu species asal nya dari mana dan telah bermutasi menjadi manusia and tetiba je jadi bes fren. Tetiba as if she knows everything about me, memfitnah aku kat kat Prof feberet aku. Celaka punya mamak. (tidaklah aku have any grudges over mamak, aku pun suka makan nasi kandar apa). Sampai mati pun aku tidak akan mengampunkan dosa kau. Nak je aku sumpah muka anak dia (kalau boleh beranaklah kan) sok ada macam aku so dia akan ingat dosa dia kat aku selama dia idup, tapi itu bermakna aku turut berdoa agar anak dia lawa macam Jessica Alba, (ehem) , terpaksa la aku kensel.So kepada minah kengkang itu, just because aku ni over secretive to you, tak bermakna la aku ni jahat, that simply means I HATED U and we would never be friends, kat atas muka bumi ni or kat akhirat pun, never.

And recently I lost a friend due to her own foolishness. This case aku malas nak komen. A rather interesting case study for any calon doktor mental though. But I have no interest. Ini kes kaduk naik junjung yang lupa daratan. Masa susah, kau lah ratu, kaulah raja kaulah intan berlian segala, walaupun aku tolong tapau lunch aje. Bila dah kaya(p) kekwat tak hengat. In short I think it is a stage of mental illness.Boleh jalan. Kenapa lah aku banyak jumpa orang gila ????????

Friday, October 17, 2008

Meraban......

The very first time in my life I am inside a cyber cafe? Doing what? Keeping Mamat Poyo hak milik kekal ku ini la. Since our internet reception was like shit, and my love machine ni need to buy ticket from that tambang murah airlines ( did I mentioned he is a travel agent in the making uwekkkk, well at least this is the only work in the world that would satisfy him other than being a Diplomat in Switzerland, if his application to naik pangkat is turned down, one hell of an optimist brat I tell you) we need to to come to this so called 'in demand' cyber cafe this side of the country.
Well apa la yang kulihat, luckily tak do la cik kak cik kak . Sume cik2 abang je.Its good sign, since this town is full of those 'bohsia from that one Uni yg very d famous la kat sini, yang kengkonon institusi untuk orang melayu saje sampai marah la nak mampus siap berarak lagi bila ada orang besar yang cakap nak open the door to non malays, padahal dapat RM50 kot macam la aku tak taw......
Tapi cik abang cik abang ni yang muda belia, harapan bangsa....Now I know why the percentage of Malay boys kat University is very degradig each year. Yang ada harapan sket can enter into 'that top uni' tu pun come and lepak here playing computer games. If only after one session of each game would increase their intelligence by at least 3% then Malaysia will be blessed with tons of Malay geniuses cam Dr Irfan yang kaya raya and very the cute mute tu he he.
Tu yang dok sini consist of 20% of them I reckon, another 30% dah mati katak lepas merempit kat high way nun, another 30% dah mampos hisap dadah and there you go the balance tulah belia-belia yang gigih berjuang kat IPT tuh.
Tolonglah, tu belum yang dok pulun terbeliak kat web site porno lagi tuh. Please la some body gives a wake up call to this Belia la...Brader President of MBM, tak yah la bertanding masuk politik, buat la gerak gempur. Apalah yang akan terjadi pada anak bangsaku ini, melepak dan berfoya-foya tak hengat ketika belia2 Hindu dah establish HINDRAF kat satu dunia .....

Thursday, October 16, 2008

COMMERCIAL BREAK

If there is an award for the most 'silliest' radio commercial, and I were the jury, I would definately choose the one of Kementerian Pelajaran featuring Faez Khaled theAngkasawan, wa ha ha. Inter alia:-

" Wah abg ni mejar faez khaled kan angkasawan negara tu, ceritalah sikit macam mana nak jadi macam abang."

"Abang tak penah ponteng sekolah"

"Oh ye ke , saya mintak diri dululah, dah lambat masuk kelas ni"

Waha ahaa very d kelakar, nape budak yg ponteng sekolah tu macam baca skrip kat buku teks je.Lawaks tahap cipan. I bet Abg Hisham ensem tak penah dengar iklan ni kat radio Era or Hot FM.

Sape le yg approve kan iklan ni, puak puak PR kat Kementerian Pelajaran ke? Kena tukar la ini orang, kureng kualiti...or maybe budget rendah nye pasal kot, kan minyak naik ari tu eh?

Tak pe memandangkan minyak dah turun buat lah iklan yang lebih bermutu sket, benci aku dengar...