Jalan-jalan cari pasal

Siapa tengok drama kat tv3 malam-malam tu, angkat tangan?? The one yang hero nya adalah Rosyam Nor tu. Tak boleh blah kan Rosyam Nor? (Kak Ezza jangan kecik hati I nak kutuk bofren U)

Alhamdullillah syukur lah he chose to named himself Iskandar and jadi anak orang kampung this time, as compared to DANISH or HAIKAL and become an anak datok, pewaris empayar perniagaan bapaknya yang kaya tahap Dewa Duit.

I dont have anything against Rosham Nor although I knew 'something' he he he *wink* (pastu Kak Ezza ngan CP Kamil mesti buzz aku kat FB dan paksa aku citer). But seriously, ko dah tak sesuai jadi hero ala2 bujang teruna cenggitu wei, please deh. Masa close up kan ke dah masalah garis2 kontur di muka ko yang begitu jelas.

Bukankah ko produser?? Kalau nak jadi hero pun takper, takder hal, Richard Gere, Michael Douglas to name a few pun dah level atuk dah pun. But can U please cari lah skrip yang tak membebankan perut orang nak digest nengok ko kat tv bang. Contohnya, ciptalah watak ko as duda anak lima yang jatuh cinta ngan anak dara ke . Ko suka jadi anak orang kaya kan, ? So jadikanlah diri kau seorang Datuk duda yang mati bini or bini gila pastu jatuh cinta ngan aktress drama yang gorjes. Tetaplah tercapai misi kau yang nak jadi hero, kaya dan leading actress ko mesti cun habiss kan kan kan?? Boleh pe.

Actually tu mukadimmah je sebab tak tertahan nak gak cakap. Yang sebenarnya Kak Pora nak melaporkan aktiviti Kak Pora bersama Geng Dewan Perdagangan Wanita Antarabangsa di hujung minggu hari tu. Walaupun seantero Malaya dah tau cerita tersebut, takpelah ni Kak Pora cerita versi Kak Pora pulak. Sekiranya nak kan versi yang lebih mantop dan bermutu , lawatilah blog Serenity Now, Sembang at Kay's, No Time Off and Helpless When she smiles. (Promotion in advance)

(Kak) Naz of Serenity Now was the one who initiated the trip in the first place long time ago. So when she came back, dia sudah tuntutlah janji2 manisku dan Edelweiss. I remembered texting (Kak) Kay in the middle of the nite (knowing her burung hantu habit yang berkebun malam2) asking her to tail along and yeayy she was thrilled of the idea as well. Later on her sister Tireless Mom pulak said she can join us. Of courselah overjoy I ni kan seperti biasa.

Kak Kay , Kak Naz and Kak Yatt had gone earlier in the morning for the benefit of pekedai-pekedai (?) di Tanah Abang while me and Edelweiss had to take the night flight to Jakarta. That was the second time I boarded an Air Asia Indonesia (QZ) aircraft.Despite the hillarious announcement of "Sila pastikan sabuk pengaman anda siap sedia terpasang" and "Dapatkan kartu kredit HSBC sekarang, gampang terbang" the inflight service was far more excellent than our homegrown. hmmmmm. Hospitality Malaysia?? Mimpilah if you board an AK flight. The stewardess pun were quite a sight for sore eyes. Rugi pulak takde steward , kalau tak I am sure cerah mata I malam tu. As compared to Air Asia Malaysia, nak cari yang category elok rupa paras (kecuali adik Kamalai De Vega) dan manis budi bahasa adalah seperti mencari sebutir beras di Gurun Sahara..tu diaa. Somehow, my eyes stink to see loose coloured hair with 3 meter punya bedak on skinny micro mini red skirt.Not a good combi.Why lah you have to dress macam nak berclubbing di Zouk. Bukankah, stewardess should be neat and tidy. Long hair should be tied or pulled up into a nice bun. Barulah tak mengerbang rambut keras kejung ko masuk dalam maggi cup orang weh and end up that poor fellow makan maggi mee perasa hair spray.

I remembered once being denied to sit on hot seat although that flight hanyalah ada tak sampai 40 orang. Adalah sangat ridiculously stupid because I didnt pay for it so I cannot sit on it walaupun takder orang pun duduk situ. But ada aku kisah?? Aku kan perasan hot so duduk hot seat lah , who are you to stop me? Actually, I didnt know it was a hot seat anyway and If only she informed me politely , I wouldnt mind. Ni dengan muka perasan bagus , dah la tak lawa, garang macam Mak Rimau, saja la nak cari pasal ngan I kan.

IKLAN okay jangan marah.

We arrived in JKT with Mas Mono adiknya Mas Sono our frequent guide, waiting on the side. Hajat di hati nak berpoya-poya di HRC adalah dibatalkan because our flight was delayed and we landed at midnite local time. By the time we reached the Millenium Sireh Hotel, the rest of the girls were already settled in their respective rooms. Went to Kak Kay and Kak Yatt's first, only to witness satu kontena punya hasil borongan they all , tu dia aihh.

Edelweiss who was previously mengantuk macam mentibang patah sayap teruslah terbeliak mata dan tercungap-cungap keterujaan upon seeing all the things. Went to our room where our room mate, Kak Naz sangatlah demure looking dan begitu sabar menanti kedatangan adik2 beliau. I doubt she even lie down pun as the bed was still nicely made. Kelebek Kak Naz punya barang pun boleyyyyy tahannnn and terbayang lah pulak Malaysian Airline yang senget sebelah nanti.

Suddenly barulah tersedar that I didnt bring my PJs. So had to give option to my roommates, either they have to bear seeing me sleeping in my birthday suit or telekung. Edelweiss tidak sanggup menghadapi kedua2 situasi so she offered me her PJs (tq dear, nanti gua pulangkan arr). At that time barulah pecah rahsia Kak Naz yang kelihatan sungguh jelita seperti nak keluar bersiar-siar itu. Ropanya beliau juga tidak membawa baju tidoq kah kah kah. As to save space in the luggage punya pasal.

That nite, Kak Naz tidoq solo on the single bed whereas me and Edelweiss shared the queen. We needed to got up early the next day as our morning pick up was at 7 to head for Bandung. But adakah boleh tidoq cepat when all 3 girls in one room??? Nada. From one episode to another and as I was dozing off Edelweiss popped up with her "Hang ingat dak roti krim Maniam?" as I heard her tummy grumbled. Chitttt. Dan dan tu I rasa nak ajak dia pi cari roti cream tu because we were damn starving since LCCT. I hadnt had dinner at all. In flight I'd chosen sleep to eating as inflight meal adalah sangat soggy di waktu2 malam begitu.

Cukup dulu sampai di sini coz I dowan to reveal Bandung's trip earlier than the rest . Biar surprise sikit.