DRAMA BROADWAY

Lamanya tak meroyan kat blog kan. Can PMS be an excuse to do it? Boleh lah kan. Dah ada tu kita guna lah.

Bila baca posting sendiri yang dulu kala tetiba baru terjumpa fakta yang anak2 dah besar-besar, tapi mak bapaknya tak juga nak matured. Few close friends tahu la I and my hubs kalau gaduh kalah MGR and Sri Dewi ko...drama. Takder lah melibatkan senjata ke pe. Tapi we all memang creative lah dalam meyakitkan hati each other. Sungguh sejiwa gitew kan . Suweet okeh.

Hubs memang ada satu pe'el yang tak boleh celop punya , iaitu dia akan bertukaaaaaa bila lapar. Most men cemtu gak kot ek. Adalah petang last week , he went for kerja2 melawat kawasan , (ehh bila plak laki dia ni jadi YB hahahaha) so when he got home penat, tidur la. Bangun lak Maghrib. Dah bertepek setan kat situ, campur lak ngn mode kebuluran sebab bini tak masak. (sapa eh bini dia ni pemalas ya hamat). So kengkonon bininya yg nak cover sebab malas masak tu cuba2 lah lentok-lentok sikit kan beli jiwa nak ajak makan kt luar. Tetiba la jadi promoter Al Rawsha (eh ni kira promosi gak ke sebab tidak berselindung di sebalik awan) kt I*T hahaha boleh tak nak guna gak asterisk , gedik, cam orang tak tau aku dok Shah Alam kan.

I saw the signage one day 'Dine at Al Rawsha and park for free'. Knowing that I*T tu bila malam -malanm transform jadi lombong emas kot, sekali masuk RM10, dah tu kena pau lak ngan budak-budak beli plush toys la, helikopter bling-bling lah, cekak rambut telinga miki mause lah macam-macam. So walaupun kat tepi hidung je, sipi2 je we olzs pandang tempat tu.

Masih lagi cerita isteri mithali yang nak cover diri tu kan, sanggup lak drive sebab nak deting la kunun. Sekali mana aku tau kalau malam-malam dia divert jalan semua ke tempat fun fair tu jeh, terrrrr menongkah arus pulak lah saya,  marah la Pak Encik neh sebab terang-terang orang letak kon, aku main redah macam "Papa I  own this place hokeh"  *ala2 Nabila Huda dalam drama Usop Aslam*.

Dah tu pusing lah masuk parking bertingkat, jauh plak rasa eh dengan restoren tu hah. Pak Encik tu dah parah sangat tahap kebulor tu mau aku kena papah pergi situ. So sebulat suara kensel lah rancangan aku nak feeling belli dence kat restoren Arabit . Saja nak jadi cerita hot, tak jumpa plak jalan keluar. Raksaksa Gorgon pun menjadi semakin ganas. Sekali bila dah 43 kali lap, I berjaya keluar , tapi ehhh dah nampak tol gate keluar pulak. Kat mana pulak nak bayar tiket parking neh. Alah takotnya tengok jelingan tajam yang mencengkam jiwa Pak Encik kat sebelah.Silap2 mau aku yg jadi hidangan makan malam dia kat situ.

Pastu cam terbodoh kejap , mana lah aku nak pi bayar tiket nak keluar ni kan.Sedangkan keta dah bersusun kat belakang. Pastu Pak Encik boleh plak cop aku dia kata aku SENGAL , wehhhhh aku ni PMS tau bang, haaaa. Jangan main2, kalau I lak bertukaaaa jadi raksaksa memang kompom yang species maging je tau , tak main la raksaksa tahap cicak kubing tu.

Dia pun sama cam terbantut kat situ hahaha. Gila. Tunggu keta semua overtook , I pun drift sikit pusing cari pondok bayaran. Jumpa ok. Tapi agaknya laki aku tu dah tinggal nyawa2 ikan sebab lapar sangat , dia suh i turun pergi bayar. Wahhh tetiba , Seri Dewi naik syekh , aku bengang la rasanya.Dah la sedeyyy dia kata I sengal tak habis lagi. 

Memang buruk tingkah laku I tu, jadikan sempadan ye anak-anak. I terus blah kengkonon  nak merajuk and balik berjalan kaki kekdahnya, sebab tetiba teringat plak quotes yang I baca kt FB, 'Sometimes u got to run away to see who chases you" lol. Boleh tak cenggitu ?

I jalan kaki ok, tabah mak. Mesti mak I bangga lahirkan I sampai dia akan picit2 hidung I kasi pengsan sebab terlalu comel perbuatan tu di usia yang anak ko dah dah nak UPSR tahun depan tu kannnn. Tapi jeling-jeling lah tengok who's chasing me behind wakakakaka. Kot Myanmar mabuk padan muka la kan.

Jauh juga la I jalan, sampai dah agak suku harapan nak pasrah yang dia dah malas nak layan drama aku, sampai hati, baru berapa tahun kawin. Tetiba dah ada dia parking kat depan haaaa, tapi biasa la kan MGR mesti macho mana nak turun pujuk-pujuk bagai. Ok lah kalau taknak pujuk sudah. Wa pun talak ingin mau naik keleta Lu lah Taiko.

Mungkar sekali kelakuan itu. I terus lintas jalan buat tak tau jer. Dia pun  text, "Dah nak sangat balik la jalan kaki."

Ohhhh reach heart tau dia. I pun reply, " Kalau berani tunggu la orang kat Ha*lam kopitiam, belanja arr I makan, penat tau jalan kaki" (yeay berjaya guna asterisk lagi skalik) .

Ingat kan betul2 dah balik, tetiba dia jawab pulak aisehhh. " Khulafah jelah , I nak makan mee goreng mamak. " (malas lah nak guna asterisk dah haihh) Ehh ehhh boleh ke kita main bargain kalau kita tengah bergadoh neh? Boleh ke Puan-puan , boleh ke?  Ingat kat PBB ka.

I pun terpaksa lah reply kot melepas karang aku plak yang mati kebulur. "Boleh lah, I mau nescafe ais n roti naan. Tandoori sekali". "OK" jawabnya. Hek eleh.

Dan Drama Tam (sila tambah tanda asterisk sendiri) sebabak itew berakhir di kala makanan sampai. BIOL dan SENGAL.

Sekian. Sian korang terpaksa baca. (((hugsz)))) hohoho

Why we have to be busy body?

Moms and moms to be , listen. No exception, if you are a woman, being young or old, you have to hear this. Because by right of nature you are capable of being a mother one day, regardless of you being liberated or having the Brangelina's theory of living- that the world is already full of children, why bother making more of them, just adopt one , or whatever.

And because its no use telling this to a man anyway.(yeay and this will be refuted by some chauvinist male, and like i care anyway)

Here it goes. With regard to our children, the rule is , we want the best and only the best for them. Good clothes, good food, good schools and we want them to have the best of education, the best of character. Ok, so your child is almost perfect, a model daughter, she's brilliant, she's well mannered, she's lovely having good grades . Good for you. But how can you protect her from the wild side of the world out there?

The corrupted peers, drug addicts, tv, internet, molester, rapist, and the list go on and on.

Would you want to home school your children and protect them within the four walls of your home equipped with the state of the art alarm system that Japanese ever invented? Will that ensure that your children are not getting influenced by those bad forces?

Would you want to make your children a social freakout introverts by not letting them socialising?

Why do our society is so corrupted morally , spiritually and even physically? Because the so called modernisation has been messing us up . As a result we become more and more kiasu. Lack of empathy, consciousness , spirituality, and humanity. 

We are not concern about others anymore like we used to, years ago, as long as ours is ok. We were thankful that our daughter does not do drugs, or got knock up in school or ran away from home like the girl next door. Is that the right attitude ?

Forgive me , for I might be wrong if I felt bad seeing school boys smoke. I might be wrong when I go and talk to them about it. I might look crazy if I approached and talk to a puppy lovers so crazy in love, and having too much Public Display of Affections,( and you got to look twice to see the boy's hands and the girl's face)  that its better to be a bit shy because we are civilised human being, and only animals mate for the eyes of spectators. (but you might want to look around and make sure its not a film scene first lah).

But I do not want to see that happening to my children, or the children of my siblings and friends. If I don't act mom to children of other mom's , would anybody want to do the same with my children? 

If you are under the doctrine of Human Right, possessing you like demons, than  be it. But does your human right's declaration stop more illegitimate children from being born everyday? Would that helps to prevent the increased numbers of rebellious children who doesn't respect their parents anymore? Would it cure the alarming numbers of drug addicts? At the end of the day, which one of this would you rate as important , to safeguard human right or sanctity of your off springs? Would you want to have a developed nation with a thoroughly corrupted society?

Its times to realize the vast differences between roles and rights. I suggest that we stop questioning our rights but just execute our roles. By doing our part and roles, we are fulfilling the right of others without us having realizing it. Hence, in order to ensure that everybody's right is protected, than everybody needs to play their own role.

Yes, most of it is by being a kepochi achi or aunty. Well its a lot better than being a kepochi gossip queen anyway, coz the former helps to build up a nation and the later might destroys it.