Oh blardy awesome....

Sungguh best , terasa seperti 8 year old again , when I first time fallen for Optimus Prime's voice over.

Although I think Transformers 1 is lagi best, but hey its TRANSFORMERS peeps....

Bergetar dan teruja seperti mendapat orgasm , yea I'm freakin crazy over those machines call me crazy.

*Myra Abdul Mutalib. hi- five babe.....(I drag my dotter to d loo siap2 3 times before going in and she even started to cry because of the paksaan, my son's cool, he hold almost an hour coz sayang nak tinggal any scene, so babe petua for you, simpul hujung baju ur kids tu lain kali k, ha ha ha (petua nenek I))

So to those yang gila like me and Myra, GO WATCH.....

APAKAHHHH????????

Text message : 25/6/09 3.30pm

" Buk, mesin basuh baju rosak tak nak buang air kluar buk"

Reply

" Oh ye??? Buang je mesin tu, saya kan banyak uang, esok beli baru, 10 biji ok, jgn bimbang"


Aku majikan kejam????

Tapi dalam masa 2 tahun, ini kali ketiga.

Apa ko basuh gajah ke dalam mesin tu ha????????

Lelaki -lelaki ini......

Yang memiliki diriku

Yang mengasihi aku

Yang ku sayangi melebihi dari segalanya

Sumber Inspirasiku

Dalam terang dan dalam sirna cahaya

Selamat Hari Bapa

*Juga pada bekas-bekas bofren I yg sepatutnya dah jadi bapak orang ......

Maid from Hell

Actually nak cerita benda lain ...but this one thing has been bugging me :-

KUALA LUMPUR: By the end of the year, Indonesian maids will have a day off every week, enjoy Socso benefits and the security of an employment contract signed with employers. They will also receive unannounced visits from Human Resource Ministry officials at their place of employment.

-source : NST Online-

Ha ah cantek lah muka dema, suke la maid I tu boleh berpeleseran ngan pacarnya saban minggu. Jangan hujung tahun terboncit sudahlah Bibik.

I am not against the Law or whatever it is. Even SUHAKAM pun is quite worried that this development of the law will contribute to more occurence of social ills caused by these foreign workers.

Afterall, contohnya my maid. Her prior task is to take care of my kids when we work and anything to do with laundry. I will do the cooking, cuci jamban, gardening, etc. Paling2 pun she has to sweep and mop the floor je. Whenever we go for holiday, she will have her choice whether dia nak pi merendek and stay at her sister's or follow us. I pay for her phone reload cards (tak potong gaji dia pun), I buy her clothes whenever I buy mine (read : bila la I tak beli baju kan, all the time apa), I will tapau food for her when we eat out and again she will be asked whether or not she wants to tag along. We dont take her to Tesco and make her tolak the trolley like most people do, instead, we make a point that shopping groceries is a bonding moment with kids, maid waits at home.

Besides, we go out every weekend, and leave her behind so that she can lepak and verangan kat rumah sorang-sorang. Di sore hari pula, dia dibolehkan bersiar-siar di kawasan perumahan dan ngobrol2 bersama teman2 seperjuangan. Moreover, we would always make a point to be highlighted that she is not young anymore, so our kids (and us included) respect her as 'orang yang lebih tua'. Even my mom, my aunts semua will buy her clothes and nice things. I never gave her my old things, I will buy new ones sebab I tak suka derma my barang terpakai pada orang. Termasuk lah dia. So kira I ni baik la jugak kan.

So.....seminggu sekali nak kena bagi cuti jugak ke????? Give me a break la, housemaid bukannya teruk sangat pun kerja (except kalau dapat majikan macam Firaun la). I dont even nag. Kalau I marah pun, I will reasoned out. After 10pm dia dah buat aktiviti bebas dah, without interruption from my kids.Lagipun, rumah sapa la lagi kat Malaysia ni pakai dapur kayu that maids need to go into the woods nak cari kayu nak cari kayu, rumah sapa la pun yang kena cuci baju pakai tangan (kecuali la mesin basuh rosak sebab tunggu sparepart sebulan..ye sapa yg nak terasa silakan he he).

Just because of that secluded kes of Mbak Siti Hajar tu, we employer of foreign maids have a risk to be fined RM10K upon failure of abiding such rules. Subramaniam tu maid dia rupa macam mana pun dia tak perasan, sibuk nak jaga sangat kebajikan maid orang yea. Alangkan cuti sebulan sekali pun macam-macam pengarauh yang dia bawak balik, apatah lagi seminggu sekali???

Here are the lists of stories yang I kumpulkan from my relatives and close friends regarding bibik-bibik :-

• Lari dari rumah majikan, and left a 3 year old son sorang2 for 5 hours. When the mother (my neighbour depan rumah) came home budak tu dah biru dah nagis, sampai letih.

• My maid yang I bagi cuti sebulan sekali dah dua kali bertukar pacar hasil dari perkenalan di kala bermuhibbah sebulan sekali, pernah terambik extra cuti tatau pergi mana only with a text "Maaf ibu, saya ada urusan penting, saya akan pulang secepat mungkin, ibu nga usah khawatir" (Opah dia khawatir, I tak risau la kat dia tu, yg I risaukan, we all ni sampai kena EL sebab dia tak balik)

• My friend's sister's maid (apa aku cakap ni??) brought jantan balik rumah. Luckily her Indian neighbour called her and they rushed home only to find their maid selamba cipan berkemban with a shawl and that jantan lari ikut pintu belakang. Even worst, their kids were drugged to sleep untuk memudahkan si setan tu bersenda loka, macam haram.

• My previous neighbour almost had an heart attack after finding out that her maid operates a "pusat urut mengurut dan etc etc" di rumahnya when she was at work, providing services to the Nepals and Cambodians working at the factory nearby.

• My grandma's maid larik pukul 4 pagi tapi instead of pergi ke main road , dia ikut jalan pergi kubur and ended up at one of the neighbour whom later called my grandma to pick her up.

• My aunt's maid larik and curik duit beribu because my aunty ni businesswoman. So duit simpan bawah bantal kot.

• My friend's maid mandremkan they all satu rumah so that they all tak branik marah dia, once her neighbour ternampak she gave her toe to her toddler to suck.

• My staff's maid yang bagi air kencing campur teh to her bed ridden MIL

And I am sure the list goes on. One fact that we need to admit, yang baru datang bodoh2 dari kampung pun kalau banyak bercampur gaul dengan yang dah otai, akan terpengaruh jugak. Apatah lagi kalau they have the priviledge of going out every week.....so help me God.

Opsss I did it again

Oh oh no, I 've done it again.

Apakah itu????

Buat dosa ngan laki la , kan tu hobby I di waktu lapang.

Apa kali nih???

Kisahnya, last saturday we went for a week end getaway at A Famosa Resort Melaka. Itupun setelah I moncong2 mulut merajuk ngan dia....

Standard la, Kanda I is a workaholic tegar....very very persistence when it comes to work. Jepun pun kalah ngan dia.

Kadang2 my kids penah tak jumpa dia 3 days in a row, although dia bukan pergi mana pun, dah masa pergi kerja, budak2 belum bangun, dia balik budak2 dah tido.

I told him, jangan sampai nanti dia balik umah his kids ingat dia Bangla jual karpet sudehhh.

Back to the story, it was all a 'midwife jump' arrangement, tiada plan. We woke up , decide and go. Alhamdullillah ada vacancy. He was quite reluctant go since there 's an event coming up (MILO -M*** Volleyball Tournament apakejadah tah). Guess he must had enough with my moodswing, terpaksalah jugak.

Akan tetapi hati ku masih sakit kerana sepanjang perjalanan tu there will be an intervals of 10 minutes phone calls. He gave the look of 'apologetic- I told u I am busy- tapi u ajak jugak-' kind. Ada aku kisah????

From the technician yang pasang softboard iklan sampailah team's manager, seolah-olah tiada orang lain di muka bumi ini yang mereka nak call melainkan laki I adanya. Imagine how pissed off I was.

So it was really a work-related vacation la. He with his lappie all the time plus the phone calls and I was jaki lah tiap kali tipon tu bunyi, rasa nak baling je benda tu.

Adakah Tuan Tuan dan Puan-puan yang budiman ingat adengan jelingan tajam dan moncong moncongan itu saja kisah pendajalan ini, tidakkkkk.

Bila malam berlabuh, after malam yg panas di cowboy town (panas 1. sebab ada pertunjukan api-apian, 2. sebab nyonya vodoh yg tak reti duduk and blocking our view) Kanda pun tido beside his lappie and of courselah with sound effect yang mampu meretakkan bangunan antik. Itulah kurniaan Tuhan kat dia , asal letak kepala boleh lah tidur dengan aman tenteram walaupun di mana saja, literally di mana saja.I on d other hand, kalau pergi tempat baru agak susah nak tidor. So lagi lah bertambah kejakian I kat dia.

Tetiba syaiton pun membisikkan hasutan. I record his snorring yang macam jengkaut itew on his handphone.hu hu hu.

'Indahnya' hasilan bunyi itu macam motoboat tetapi agak MENGERIKAN, siyesss.

That was not the end.

I put the sound recording as assign ringtone for his boss.(Read :coz his boss sucks, ia merujuk kepada boss yang asyik tido tapi mengarahkan pegawainya keja macam bangla, so when he calls, ring tonenya berbunyi dengkuran)

And totally forgetten about the whole thing.

Until Monday....

He had a meeting, and was actually giving a briefing to his staff when his boss called.

Imagine.....

Bossnye tu memang bercuti pun (hangsuah betoi makan gaji buta)

There was a little panick and terror in the room. Because the meeting room was small and the sound pun not that loud, just ala2 manja.

Kak long, Kak minah, mak Eton, sume dah berwajah pucat , kaki dah ready nak cabut...abang-abang dan pakcik-pakcik berwajah blurr dan Kanda juga sangat kehairanan.

Mereka pun mula mengesan bunyi itu until.....

I dah tak dengar dah his story after that bercause I was busy laughing dan guling-guling, sampai pengsan, sedar dan sambung gelak lagi.

Sampai hari ni I masih gelak lagi.....

Nasiblah labu, dapat bini tak habis down load mcm I

*Ampun kan dinda Kanda....but moral of d story sakitkanlah lagi hati I, I ni seniwati hokays, so I mg kreatif dan versatile in all aspect.

Award from Naz Ghazali

Aiyokkk sudah award ni sudah hampir menjadi fossil jika saya tidak menerimanya.....Ampun Kak Naz dear, jangan murka. Anyway thank so very much.

The award comes with a set of rules: State 5 interesting facts about the person who gave you this award:


The lovely Kak Naz Ghazali of Serenity Now.

• A good mom and wife, pandai masak and all but can be gila-gila also, very rare species.
  

• Talented writer, I think she should write books, sure can be best seller, from
  CBD, Haji teloq, Beras Basah he he he she has a way of telling a good story
  especially about her childhood days.

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• A very caring person, although I havent met her in person, her good heart is transpired thru her writings.... can't wait to get together. First time I read her blog, terus suh Lyana berkenalan ngan dia, and Alhamdullillah skrang dah jadi sedara he he. Tambah plak kenai Kak Ja her cousin. Rasa miracle plak how Allah menemukan kami.

• Warm. Rasa macam dah kenal lama, mungkin di kehidupan lain kot ha ha ha
  

• Her loyalty to her background and root. Walaupun dok nun jauh di sana, Kak Naz is very tebal with semangat kemelayuan and Kedahannya, salute.

Each blogger must mention 10 facts about themselves or their hobbies before choosing the next recipients:

• Love to read and travel soooo much...(dari kecik ada cita-cita nak jadi pramugari and photographer with National Geographic Magazine)
  

• Manja dan cengeng walaupun macam garang (macam je yang benonya, sensitip nak mati) Dulu ada masalah soft spoken (lembut la konon) , sampai bapak slalu marah, first time pegi court for mention, Majistret sudah sound (nama dia Pn Hazizah) "cakap kuat-kuat sikit Counsel, kita bukan dalam bilik tido" hu hu hu. Terus berayaq mata. Pn Hazizah pun kelu, apa brand punya lawyer ni, ciwek nak mampus. Rasanya sekarang if I still go to court, Arrifin Jaka J. pun surrender nak marah I, kalau I tibai wat drama tamil kat court room tu, parah.(Note : Yg Arif Arifin Jaka mempunyai rekod membaling fail kat lawyer in d court room kalau marah, sangat garang ok mcm bapak tiri)

• Mempunyai tiga ketakutan yang hakiki. Takut ya amat kepada CICAK.....tak boleh tido kalau ada cicak kat dinding or siling, rasa macam dia akan jatuh atas kepala. So kalau nak tido tu (especially kat umah org, sebab umah sendiri Insyaallah cicak-free) kena cek segenap dinding, kalau ada, kena halau dulu untuk tido ngan aman. Takut No.2 , tempat tinggi....a.k.a gayat yg malignant, sanggup bunuh orang jika dipaksa naik roller coaster. Ketakutan yang ketiga ialah kipas syiling yang kuat. Paling terrer ialah takat No.2 saja, kalau lebih speednya, tak akan boleh tidor, takut jatuh dan potong kepala.
  

• Mempunyai habit yang kena mandi sebelum keluar rumah, walaupun before keluar tu baru je sangat mandi.

• Pyscopath. Especially kalau gaduh ngan hubby. Penah pergi office dia dan pancitkan tayar keta dia sebab bengang ngan dia. Coz I jenis suka merajuk, and dislike to bebel, my hubby plak lambat pujuk, so I would do allsort of benda merepek to satisfy my hasutan setan. Surprisingly, he can guess correctly plak tu that I was the culprit, tapi dia cool je setakat ni*seb baik. Dan mungkin juga mempunyai Compulsive Obssesive Disorder peringkat pertengahan.
  

• Suka berangan dari kecik sampai sekarang...... (dah turun kat anak -sigh-)
  

• Selective bila berkawan, and would normally follow my instinct, and God Ihave a very scary insctint ..... Orang akan ingat I sombong (awat tatau) tapi kalau dah kenal, mungkin orang akan menyesal plak la.

• Sooo attach to my family, parents, siblings, inlaws and my kids. My boss pun malas nak bawak outstation coz I will cry everytime I tgk budak kecik. Masa time I pergi umrah, my mom in law, 'pinjam' sorang anak Arab about my daughter's age, for me to peluk.coz I when I saw her my tears merambu-ramba.Once I saw unfortunate kids in Dhakka, I gave all of our food stock to them, and sambil tengok those kids berebut kan benda 2 tu, I wat drama swasta jugak la,meleleh-leleh la sume ayaq. I am closer to my inlaws than my hubby, and he got to refer to me for the latest updates on his siblings, macam cerita family orang lain plak. And they would normally called me first baru le dia.
  

• Because of my fondness kepada budak2, I teringin nak buat Shelter to the unfortunate children yang mak bapak susah or mak bapak yang tau buat anak tapi tak berapa reti jaga anak. Semoga Allah bagi dorongan, semangat dan kelapangan...Amin.

• Terlalu optimistic sehingga kadang-kadang bawak masalah.

Choose 10 recipients and describe them:

All my blogger friends, who are special in their own kind of ways, Kak Ja, Edelweiss, Lyana Mauseth, Sis Dyna, Hannah , Lin, Wardah Puteh (my cousins) Mimi Suzana, Hazrey, Uncle Lee, Kak Yatt, Kak Kay-leeda, Kak Ezza ,Kak Water Lily and Farina.The rest rasanya dah dapat kot award ni.

ROYAL ABDUCTION???

Wuih baru beberapa hari tidak menghapdet blog ni dah ada cercaan daripada
best fren I (read : syaiton nirrajim) from down South. Wah bestnye perli yeeee.

I 've been reading about this girl lately thru the web. Sebab for some reason, wartawan Jenayah kat Malaysia dah terjebak buat assignment girlish, they
dont cover this storey much in our newspaper. Kak Puteri, Lyana Mauseth and even Hjh Esah pun did their posting on this girl. Very interesting la this story than Nana Era punya wedding tuh cehhh (apapun, her soon to be husband sungguh kacak dan sexeh, tiada ragu he he)

Gambar lama

Nilah budaknye, minah Indon by the name of MANOHARA ODELIA PINOT (wuih nama tak hengat)

Dia memang cun , dulu la sebelum "disiksa" (siksa suruh mentadarah kot) oleh suaminya yang berdarah biru itu.

Ni latest pic masa diinterview oleh media Indon.

Wuih sepatutnya those pictures kena letak terbalik baru boleh buat iklan Marie France or Mayfair i.e sebelum dan selepas coz she seemed a lot healthier and gemuker nowadays. So much for being abused katanya.

I found this story while googling about her :-

The Kelantan Royal Family are the victim in this.mereka justru adalah korbannya. They should have run a background check on Mano.. But I guess.. they were blinded by her beauty.Who would’ve thought.. somebody who appeared to be classy, elegant and beautiful was actually a secret b!*ch.

About Manohara’s backround:

Like we’ve all read here… a beautiful girl thanks to her exotic mixed of French-Indonesian parents… she’s from upper class, educated, last name Pinot, lived in Cannes, etc…

The truth is…

Part I:

Her dad is American, named George… not sure what his last name is… but I heard her dad is in jail. That’s why we never see a single picture of Mano’s father.. it’s always the TRIO: Manohara, Dewi and Dessy- the Indonesian mother. Also, from what I heard the American dude is a loser and does not have money.

Mano is definitely NOT educated.. the girl didn’t even finish high school yet alone made it to college/university.Manohara actually lived in St.Louis, Missouri USA and Indonesia and did not grow up in France like what most people thought.

Part II:

Her family does not own a house in Cannes, the Bakrie family obviously have a house there… and I heard that Dessy (Mano’s mother) rented a house in Cannes just to be close to the Bakrie family.. I guess she wanted Mano to get close to Ardi (Bakrie ) : tah le sape org kaya Indon kot)

About the last name Pinot. It’s a complete made up name… Dessy admitted to the socialites in Jakarta that she and her husband own various wineries in France. That’s all a lie.. she took the name from Pinot Noir… the wine.Dessy also said she owns various hotels in Indonesia called ManuPinot.Furthermore, Dessy scammed a lot of socialite for money… she said she could help them buy nice diamonds and jewelry from Cannes, she took their money and those socialites never got their diamonds and Dessy just ran away with the money.Oh and another big lie that are circulating around is that Dessy claims.. that the Bakrie private jet belongs to her.. which is the biggest f*ed up lie ever because we all know she has no money.

Oh what an interesting story is it not???? Kalau lah betul these sickos are gold digger family of bimbos, padan la muka kan. Patutlah mak nye tu sesuatu jeh I tengok.

Afterall, Malaysia ni negara komunis ke? Ingat ni zaman Kesultanan Melayu Melaka ke apa.... dah kena lenjan tu blahh la pi report kat kedutaan ke apa.

And what kind of mother yang merelakan anak dia kawin umur 16 tahun nowadays hu hu hu.

Ok, it actually reminds me of an Indon Lady who out of no where (dari kayangan kot) who found her way to my boss' office.

She claimed that her assests movable, immovable, berjuta miliyar. And she needed our firm to be a stakeholder to manage her ribu juta fund. Her grandparents yang kaya melaut macam Qarun are now living in the US. Her grandpa was a General in ABRI (Angkatan Bersenjata Republik Indonesia). She is the director of several big companies.Funny enough, my boss trusted her!!!!! Uih rasa nak debik je. Kalau dah namanya jantan, datang awek cun sket aje, ketaq lutut la.

She wanted to invest in my boss electrical business and on top of that she will transfer an amount of money ($$$$$$$$$) fortnightly in our FD account. The deals was, she will only take her money but the intrest incurred on the FD will be ours.

An angel in disguise kah? Not only she so cantik, soooo la very kaya yet very la baik hati....................... Logic ???? And she came to our office, wearing a 3/4 pants with a court shoes ....so la satu dosa in fashion. And her hand bag looked so Bandung immitated. How come someone who claimed to be a sole distributor of PRADA in her country could be so unfashionable???? Twilight zone.

After a few agreement signed, she vanished. Several days later, she called saying that her Atuk yg Jeneral tu udah ditangkap polisi. Waduh waduh......

As at now, no more story about her. But we couldnt bother to ask how much damage she did to my boss, coz we had warned him before and he would never raised that topic anymore for fear of having to be belasah by us kaw kaw.

Buatlah kesimpulan sendiri ye Tuan-Tuan dan Puan-puan , I just can give u the clues

INDON + SCAM =???????????