Opsss I did it again

Oh oh no, I 've done it again.

Apakah itu????

Buat dosa ngan laki la , kan tu hobby I di waktu lapang.

Apa kali nih???

Kisahnya, last saturday we went for a week end getaway at A Famosa Resort Melaka. Itupun setelah I moncong2 mulut merajuk ngan dia....

Standard la, Kanda I is a workaholic tegar....very very persistence when it comes to work. Jepun pun kalah ngan dia.

Kadang2 my kids penah tak jumpa dia 3 days in a row, although dia bukan pergi mana pun, dah masa pergi kerja, budak2 belum bangun, dia balik budak2 dah tido.

I told him, jangan sampai nanti dia balik umah his kids ingat dia Bangla jual karpet sudehhh.

Back to the story, it was all a 'midwife jump' arrangement, tiada plan. We woke up , decide and go. Alhamdullillah ada vacancy. He was quite reluctant go since there 's an event coming up (MILO -M*** Volleyball Tournament apakejadah tah). Guess he must had enough with my moodswing, terpaksalah jugak.

Akan tetapi hati ku masih sakit kerana sepanjang perjalanan tu there will be an intervals of 10 minutes phone calls. He gave the look of 'apologetic- I told u I am busy- tapi u ajak jugak-' kind. Ada aku kisah????

From the technician yang pasang softboard iklan sampailah team's manager, seolah-olah tiada orang lain di muka bumi ini yang mereka nak call melainkan laki I adanya. Imagine how pissed off I was.

So it was really a work-related vacation la. He with his lappie all the time plus the phone calls and I was jaki lah tiap kali tipon tu bunyi, rasa nak baling je benda tu.

Adakah Tuan Tuan dan Puan-puan yang budiman ingat adengan jelingan tajam dan moncong moncongan itu saja kisah pendajalan ini, tidakkkkk.

Bila malam berlabuh, after malam yg panas di cowboy town (panas 1. sebab ada pertunjukan api-apian, 2. sebab nyonya vodoh yg tak reti duduk and blocking our view) Kanda pun tido beside his lappie and of courselah with sound effect yang mampu meretakkan bangunan antik. Itulah kurniaan Tuhan kat dia , asal letak kepala boleh lah tidur dengan aman tenteram walaupun di mana saja, literally di mana saja.I on d other hand, kalau pergi tempat baru agak susah nak tidor. So lagi lah bertambah kejakian I kat dia.

Tetiba syaiton pun membisikkan hasutan. I record his snorring yang macam jengkaut itew on his handphone.hu hu hu.

'Indahnya' hasilan bunyi itu macam motoboat tetapi agak MENGERIKAN, siyesss.

That was not the end.

I put the sound recording as assign ringtone for his boss.(Read :coz his boss sucks, ia merujuk kepada boss yang asyik tido tapi mengarahkan pegawainya keja macam bangla, so when he calls, ring tonenya berbunyi dengkuran)

And totally forgetten about the whole thing.

Until Monday....

He had a meeting, and was actually giving a briefing to his staff when his boss called.

Imagine.....

Bossnye tu memang bercuti pun (hangsuah betoi makan gaji buta)

There was a little panick and terror in the room. Because the meeting room was small and the sound pun not that loud, just ala2 manja.

Kak long, Kak minah, mak Eton, sume dah berwajah pucat , kaki dah ready nak cabut...abang-abang dan pakcik-pakcik berwajah blurr dan Kanda juga sangat kehairanan.

Mereka pun mula mengesan bunyi itu until.....

I dah tak dengar dah his story after that bercause I was busy laughing dan guling-guling, sampai pengsan, sedar dan sambung gelak lagi.

Sampai hari ni I masih gelak lagi.....

Nasiblah labu, dapat bini tak habis down load mcm I

*Ampun kan dinda Kanda....but moral of d story sakitkanlah lagi hati I, I ni seniwati hokays, so I mg kreatif dan versatile in all aspect.